Please don’t bother

You don’t have to use pepper spray, physical intimidation, elbows, sprinting, or fists to obtain the hottest new present. Please don’t bother. You are clearly not understanding the spirit of the season. Go home.

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One Response to Please don’t bother

  1. Allycat says:

    Too late. Next year it’ll be ramped-up with switchblades. People are friggin’ weird.

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